Create a Slightly Better Reality

Wizard Visits (old draft)

You never know when you're going to need a wizard.

A Wizard Visit is an hour of tea, incense, cards, conversation and a little hypnosis, in the company of an actual wizard. Online from anywhere in the world, or in person in Amsterdam.

 We'll work out what kind of visit you need. No pressure, no spells cast without consent.

So what actually happens at a Wizard Visit?

Picture something between a card reading, a hypnosis session and a really good conversation with the eccentric uncle who owns robes. We light some incense, pour some tea, and talk about what's going on in your life and what you'd like to be different.

Then we get a little magical. I might draw cards to see what's in the way. I might guide you into a relaxed, focused hypnotic state so the part of your mind that runs on autopilot can try on something new. And before you go, we'll find the smallest possible step that makes your reality slightly better.

The question isn't "How do I fix my whole life?"

It's "What's the least I can do?"

You don't need to believe in magic. You only need to be curious about what happens when you treat your life as if it might be a little more magical than it seems.


Two kinds of visitors

Most people who knock on a wizard's door are looking for one of two things. Both are welcome.


Visitors who want

An Experience

You're curious. You want a strange and wonderful hour you'll be telling people about for years. Maybe it's your birthday, maybe it's a gift for someone you love, maybe you just like the idea of having a wizard.

A single visit is perfect for you.

Visitors who want

A Change

Something feels stuck. A habit you can't shake, a decision you keep circling, a fear that's gotten too loud, a new chapter you're not sure how to begin. You want to leave different than you arrived.

A series of visits gives the magic time to take hold.


How it works

1 A free 15-minute call

We'll talk about what's drawing you to a wizard right now, whether you're after an experience or a change, and which visit makes the most sense. If a Wizard Visit isn't the right fit, I'll tell you.

2 A little preparation

Magic works better when you set the stage. On our call I'll give you a few simple ways to get ready: a question to carry with you, how to make your space cozy for an online visit, and what to notice in the days before.

3 Your Wizard Visit

Tea, incense, cards, conversation and hypnosis, mixed to suit you. You stay awake, aware and in charge the whole time. Most people describe the hypnosis part as the most relaxed they've felt in months.

4 Something to carry home

You'll leave with one small, specific action, the least you can do, to keep the magic working after we say goodbye.