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You've reached a fork in the road.

You can only proceed in two directions.

Everything that has happened in your life lead to this page and this decision.

Fill out the form below and schedule your first occult consultation.

Or don't. 


Schedule a consultation

Don't schedule a consultation

Working with an occult consultant is a powerful experience that can help you discover meaning, accomplish goals, and change your life.

By submitting the form below, you're taking an action which will lead you to being a person who employs a personal wizard. You'll learn to enjoy the present while working towards a more exciting future. 

I want a slightly better version of my life!

Our services aren't right for everyone. This isn't therapy. This is challenging work that needs a core level of functionality to undertake.

Hiring a wizard is weird, some people don't need one. If you want to keep your life on its current trajectory, don't submit this form. Maybe your life will develop better without outside assistance.

I want to keep my life as is!


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